Long ago when Pokemon was hoped to be a passing craze, Newgrounds rushed to get the first Pokemon killing game on the web. The Pikachu torture/destruction device was born. Months passed and Pokemon continued to gain in popularity, so a follow-up Jigglypuff mission was created.
Time continued to pass and Pokemon was still going strong. Realizing that a team effort was necessary, we launched the Assassin Pokemon Initiative (A.P.I.). The objective - destroy all 155 or so odd Pokemon.
At its height, API had missions for a whole shitload of Pokemon. Unfortunately, most of the submissions were complete crap. After extensive clean-up, this abridged collection was born - highlighting some of the finer moments in Pokemon-killing.
We'll start with the single-Pokemon missions, where the target is a specific creature.
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CLEFAIRY - Bake him into a pie! Any Pokemon cooking game is worth playing! |
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DIGLETT - Whack a Diglett! Very nicely done! |
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DIGLETT - Funny cartoon of Diglett getting blown away by a rocket launcher. |
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JIGGLYPUFF - This is the second Pokemon game I made! Look for the easter egg! |
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MANKEY - Part of the "Pokemon Cooking" series. These are some of my favorite APIs! |
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PIKACHU - This is the first of the two Pokemon killing games I made! |
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PIKACHU VS TONY MONTANA - A non-interactive movie where Pikachu gets whacked! |
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SNOTLAX - Great art and animation highlight this violent slaughter! One of my fav's! |
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TOONSLAYER - The Toonslayer takes out Pikachu! |
If killing Pokemon one at a time is too slow for your frantic pace, perhaps you would enjoy killing a whole bunch of the bastards!
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POKEMON SHOOT - Just like the title says - shoot lots of Pokemon! |
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POKEMON REVOLUTION - Sort of like Dance Dance Revolution, except you kill lots of Pokemon instead of dancing! |
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POKESIZZLE - Uhhh... Could it involve killing Pokemon by any chance? You bet! |
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CELEBEMON - What would happen if George W. Bush mated with a Bulbasaur? or If Jesus Christ knocked up a Jigglypuff? Find out! |
To cool down after the excitement of Pokemon genocide, we recommend that you sit back, relax and watch this hilarious Pokemon movies.
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RESIDENT EVILMON - That's right - a Pokemon zombie movie! Of course it's worth it! |
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PARKEMON - Also available in the South Park collection, due to relevance. You gotta watch this! |
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POKEMON SEX TOYS - Now that you've seen the movie, you gotta buy the action figures and... the sex toys?! |
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PIKACHU MUSIC VIDEO - Wait a second, this isn't anti-Pokemon at all! And I hate to say it, but Pikachu can be pretty darn cute! |
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PIMP-DADDY PIKACHU - Pikachu beats up on his hoe Christina Aguilera. Cocoa the rat gets in the crossfire. |
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MR. T VS POKEMON - It's hard to call this a total piece of dogshit when it makes me laugh more than most the stuff I see on a daily basis. |
